Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

(Yay! Numemon are arousing!!!)

Granted... but all the fish are dead and rotting.

I wish for a sudden cussword outburst.

[Velmont VanCrimson]

Granted. PIECE OF WORTHLESS FUCKIN' SHIT!! Unfortunately for you (but much to my pleasure) I appear out of random, and beat the hell out of you for wishing something so stupid.

I wish for something terrible to befall me.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, something bad turns into a whole bunch of snuggles and love while appearing to be tied up with no way to get out.

I wish for the day that I get laid....

[fred_18]

granted but it's to abunch of sixty-year-old ladies

i wish for a busted up television

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but rabid raccoon jumps out of the broken screen and attacks you.

I wish for the ability to read minds.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you cant control what you read....

I wish for a television.......

[fred_18]

granted, but its busted up like mine
(damn racoon)

anyway, i wish for a cure for rabids.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but you get rabies......

I wish for a rainboy and a pot of real gold....

[fred_18]

branted but its luckey charms and stolen gold (goodluck with the feds)

i wish for writers block to go away.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, no one has writers block.......

I wish for the same to happen with artists block...