Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but first your download speed drops to one KPS and then increases to 1.5 KPS.

I wish for a tank.

[DrakeRR]

Granted but it runs you over.

I wish for duel cards.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Exodia comes out from one of them and then stomps your head until you become plaster.

I wish to have Slifer tamed, then see him fucking Tiamat.

Tiamat: Hey!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but after watching them fuck, Tiamat demands you clean up their mess, yuck!

I wish you had an escape pod to...well escape.

[fred_18]

granted but it escapes and lands in front of them five minutes later

i wish for something bad to happen right now.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, nothing happens now. Ugh, monotony is terrible.

I wish for a helicopter.

[fred_18]

granted. it crashes not even one mile away

i wish for a panzer tank to try to run me over

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but its a scale copy and it takes forever.....

I wish for some quick sandles....

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the straps break.

I wish for Sega Genesis power adapter.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but it has a loose wire causing a spark which lights your house on fire

i wish you had fire extinguishers... notice the past tence?