Grant a wish.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but since i was the last person on earth you dont exsist to watch it!

i wish everyone existed again... and for it to be easier to escape from hell this time... was a pain last time

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll disappear from the world now.

I wish that an ice-cream cart fell on me.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but all the icecream is spinach flavored and the cart had a compartment full of salt (dont ask me why)

just so you know i died so i was in hell which technically not in "this world" when you granted that so no downside happened

i wish for your wounds to let you meet a renamon who loves you

[DrakeRR]

Granted, but she keeps saying she doesn't have any gender or reproductive organs.

I wish Renamon had never said that. It shattered a lot of dreams...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, but Ogremon says it to you......

I wish for some bannanas....

[DrakeRR]

Granted, but sadly enough, they grow on a tree sprouting from your crotch.

I wish DMX could get rid of his plushie form, he doesn't seem to like it much.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but it becomes an even cuter plushie form.....

I wish to not want his cuteness....cause its turning me on...

[DrakeRR]

Granted, but you get cute anyway just because I'm a bastard

I wish for good grades on my exam tomorrow.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but the second the exam is over you become a retard

i wish for this not to happen... all of it, even the good grades part

[DrakeRR]

Granted, I'll be happy enough with mediocre grades. (geography, blegh) But you'll never get good grades anymore.

I wish for all geography examinators to explode. Painfully.