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granted but you'll be bombarded by their thoughts in such a way that your soul will be completely destroyed, leaving you as an empty shell.

I wish my former school to burn down, but there may no casualties.
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granted but since you wished for it your the one they blame sending you to prison for the rest of your life where you are some guy names butch's bitch

i wish to not share the same fate... i want to just die
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Granted, but you'll be resurected as a zombie to serve some evil wizard, who will beat you every day and burn you with holy water every other hour.

I wish for mod-power.
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granted but its to a board that your the only member of

i wish i was free from AHH!!!! *brushes holy water off my shoulder* this damn wizard...
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Granted, *wizard falls into a vat of acid*, but he'll ressurect with a big grin and a white face.

I wish for your next wish to be "I wish to be a spider"
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granted but you arnt allowed to grant it

i wish to be a spider
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*nothing happens*

(you got me there)

I wish for the talent to draw eXtremely hot hentai.
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granted but your hands fall off

i wish you could draw with your feet o i can see your hentai!
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Granted but I'm unable to upload anything.

I wish for the ability to type in l337-speak
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grntd bu7 1f u d0 1ll l<1ll u

1f u c4n r34d 7h1z u rly n33d 70 g37 l41d

i wish no one here can read that
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