Grant a wish.

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but your death wish is retarded and instead of killing me it makes me smart.

I wish that my name was Samantha...for a day.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted... but thats a pritty disturbing wish so im not gonna mess with it

i wish i was a girl for a day... just to see wha its like from the other side... and not to permanatly lose my genitals or anything like that

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,you get raped all day by Big Dick She males.

I wish my cat was not so much of an idiot.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but it becomes too smart, over throws you and makes you its slave

i wish i had a scythe that steals the soul of whoever it cuts... and will never cut me

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it can only be used on cute little kittens that you'd never want to hurt in a million years.

I wish for the destruction of all sentient life on earth.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

i dont like kittens anyway *slices a kittens head off*

granted bu... *is destroyed before i can add the twist*


*a voice coming from nowhere* i wish i had my body back

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but you're ugly and have a small penis.

I wish ...i wish i didnt have to wish anything!

=O

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but if wisher wher fishes we'd all cast nets in the sea

i wish i knew what i was talking about

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but everything else you want to know sounds confusing.....

I wish to entertain my friends on their yacht....

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted. you now blurt out random jazz lyrics at the most inapropriate times

i wish i was a good dancer

(as a bonus, if the next poster can add the correct next part to my signature i will give them a consequence free wish)