Grant a wish.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted... hes now a rabies infested wolf!

i wish i had pizza

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it doesn't come for about 2 years....Slow delivery dude....

I wish for some spare time....

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,you have 2 seconds.....

i wish i had a S.I.R Unit Like Gir

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the unit needs major 20 year installation....

I wish for me to have some bubbles....

[Seit The Reaper]

.....*20 minutes later* HA....PWNED...now i have a GIR UNIT!!!..wait..
G Unit...Gir Unit....*idea bulb*

Granted,...*gives you bubbles*....


I Wish for--

Gir:WALNUTS!!!!

Seit:....yeah...walnuts...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but that monkey bites it off your hand and it had rabies.

I wish for a new teleportation device.

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but it always telports you to the wrong place.

i wish i had more minutes on my cell phone.

[Nate Hunter]

Granted, but you can only call other countries with them.

I wish I were asleep.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll have a horrible nerver-ending nightmare.

I wish that I had a red bandana.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but you never wake up and have constant nightmares

i wish i was thin, strong, and all around good looking