Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I teleport you to the north pole. Wanna be hot too?

I wish for a sword that could cut a person in half.

[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but you accidently cut yourself in half.

I wish I had wings...

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but you have to live the rest of your life underwater

i wish anything i touched would have an orgasm

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but unfortunately, your dick falls off and you live your life as an impotent slut.

I wish I pull off my tear-jerking shout to the people with success.

[Shadowknight]

Uhhh, okay granted, I guess after the speach thingy a comet crushes you and everyone in attendance.

I wish for a bunny!!

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[DrunkenMunkee]

Granted, but it rips off your face.

I wish for $20.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's countereit and you get arrested and thrown into prison for 50 years.

I wish for a time machine.

[DrunkenMunkee]

granted, but it doesnt work.

I wish Shadow was a puppy...

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but he has rabies

*looks in empty milk container* i wish *picks up milk container, when it suddenly gets filled with milk* hmm... im loving this power already, free milk!

hmm... im in the mood for toast. *looks threw fridge for butter* dam out of butter... i wish *picks up slice of bread, when it all of a sudden is buttered* awsome! this is the best power ever! *places bread in toaster* *toaster instantly pops the bread up perfectly toasted, than lays down, covers itself with a blanket n falls asleeep* wow... this was almost worth the loss of my mini me...

hmm... with this power i dont have anything left to wish for.... oh i know!

i wish the next person to post cant grant this wish

ok now than... who wants to shake hands?

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: Granted, since you wished that I wouldn't grant the wish that makes me grant the wish but since there is no wish nothing happens.

Shadow: RARRRRRRR!! *Leaps up and takes a bite at Slashmon his mouth foaming*

Slashmon: I WISH SHADOW WASN'T A RABIES INFESTED DOG ANYMORE!!!