Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Cute things anger me.

I wish for a plushie eating monster to appear.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its so bad that it eats himslef....

I wish to destroy George W Bush, Fidel Castro and Osama bin laden all at once....

[DragonMasterX]

I wish for a plushie eating monster to appear.

HEY!!

Granted, but it was only a dream.

I wish to leave this small body and be normal DMX again.

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,but then my army of the undead Drags you underground to feed apon you....

i wish for a new set of googles for Jack....his last pair was burnt up from the fire and he wont stop whining...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Dojo comes and eats them.

I wish to have my arm back *waves his rest of his arm that was devoured by some undeads*

[Seit The Reaper]

*sigh* Jacks gonna be pissed...

Granted,but its replaced by the Head of one of my undead warriors,who is still trying to eat you.

i wish to kill Dojo,gut him, and get the goggles..

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he eats his own guts again, getting much bigger and stronger than before, then looks on both you and Jack with appetite.

DMX: *removes head from his arm, revealing his normal arm* Wow, I thought that only my tail reappeared when cut.

I wish that you aren't tired to run away from that giant hungry thing.

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,....i still get eatin....and my army of the undead explodes on you.

I wish for you to wish for Dojo's demise.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but he is reborn and looks cooler.....

I wish for something else to happen....

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Granted *Third World War rages on*

I wish for less people in the buses I take.