Grant a wish.

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,you get so happy that "your head a slode"

i wish people knew who homestar runner was

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted you have to hand out pamphlets and sing a song in homestar perfection....

I wish to see the muppet babies....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they've grown up and know just creep you out.

I wish I was a japanese cartoon.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you are drawn as a stick figure character....

I wish to be Gabumon....:D:D:D

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you get locked in a zoo with a komodo dragon who yiffs you.

I wish a pair of rollerblades with rockets attached to them.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

I AM A GABUMON YAHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!

Granted but it turns out the rockets have no powder....

I wish to tape up the ozone layer and save the day...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the tape conducts heat and ignites the ozone layer and burns everyliving thing to ash.

I wish for some SPF 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sunblock in case that ever happens.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you take the bottle and you were ripped off..

I wish for you not to use that fake sunblock...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I give it to Mar.

Mar: Give me what?

DMX: This *gives Mar fake sunblock*

Mar: Wow! Thanks! *lower ears and smiles*

I wish that he stopped being so cute, it makes me almost not want to pick on him for my jokes.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but now you become cute........

U wush to see something cute.....