Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you sprain your arm.

I wish for someone to flip the page of the magazine, I can't move.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but after a while I get tired and fall asleep when it gets good....

I wish to be able to fly around, that would be awesome......

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you fly into the worlds largest bugzapper while a bunch of drunk people laugh.

I wish for a bug zapper and a six pack.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted you get no bug zappers and a bunch of wine coolers.....

I wish to dance around for today is Tuesday......

[Casey the furry one]

Granted but you can never stop dancng ever.

I wish i was Gatomon's sex slave.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's actually the ugliest of your friends using a Gatomon costume.

I wish to have a wedding ring.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it dissapears and reappears on your mistress's fingers.....Your fiance won't be pleased.....

I wish to find the winning lotto numbers and win just once.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but everybody wins too, enjoy the 96 cents you just won!

I wish to have a dynamite pie.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its called that for a reason.... Ouch....

I wish to find the yellow brick road....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the munchkins start singing annoying songs in their high pitched voices and cause your eardrums to explode.

I wish I could control fire like Pyro.