Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted.... Now Kill them all by yourself....

I wish to see Babe Ruth....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but he mistakes your head as a baseball.

I wish to be the one who will give Ruth his bat.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you get a copy while the neighborhood kid gets the real one....

I wish to see a Digimon in the real world......

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it won't be Gabumon, it'll be Sukamon!

I wish to be in a popcorn machine as plushy.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but some fatso eats you thinking you're a large kernal.

I wish for a house made entirely out of money.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I use it to buy the last Pie in an auction, leaving you with a dollar.

I wish to see Final Destination 4!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they kill of everyone in the first five seconds and fill in the other 3 hours with some old fat ugly people crying at graves.

I wish for a quad.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but whats a quad?........

I wish for gunter to be allright.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I take his place in coma.

I wish to have a magazine at least...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its a hentai porno...

I wish for my sprained ankle to stop hurting...