Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Can't quite place my finger on it but something tells me you don't like Renamon.

Granted, but everyone in the entire known digiverse gets angry at you for it.

I wish to go hunting with Dick Chenney.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

(who's that?)
Granted, but you discover you have no weapons when you're surrounded by lots of wild animals.

I wish I could buy loads of things in the most expensive underwear store.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you're only allowed to buy stuff off the expired edible underwear shelf.

I wish for a game company to re-release Suikoden 1 & 2 for the PSP or DS.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Granted, but they cost 200 dollars each. And are incomplete, with no ending.

I wish for a satin heart box of bombons.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the bombons are filled with poison by someone that obviously doesn't like you.

I wish that god comes down here to give me a nice pumpkin.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you have to listen to a 500 hour long sermon on why your going to hell before you can do anything with it.

I wish for someone to put the horror back in halloween. I was just thinking of this earlier, not too sure why, but there's no horror in halloween anymore! Just a bunch of little kids dressed up as cute and cuddly animals! I WANT BLOOD AND CHAINSAWS AND NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it'll be to YOUR horror only, as everyone will be dressed as Barney.

I wish to have some candy! candy! candy! :3

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but only when you come back with a real costume and not your stupid street clothes saying your costume is a kid. I KILL KIDS THAT COME TO MY HOUSE WITH THAT COSTUME!!

I wish for a sword with a blade made of lightning.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but if you touch it, you are electrocuted, if you see it, your eyes are burnt with light.

I wish for a Jupiter Djinn.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... But I have no idea whatsoever what that is, so I got you a regular djinn. But she/he screws up all your wishes--- horribly.

I wish to know how to collect more orichalcum+ in KH2.