Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you accidently drop it and now have 7 years bad luck.

I wish to be a master of Tae kwon do.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you enroll in the "Tai can and won't" class instead.....

I wish to see the digi destined children and their digimon in real life.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but unfortunately, they decide that you are a threat to the digiworld for no reasonable reason whatsoever, and you get attacked by a cocytus breath and terra force.

I wish to be HIT by those two.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they cancel eachother out and end up destroying your hair making you permanently bald.

I wish to far away from Gunter when he realizes the loss of his hair.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. You are sent to the sun as I go to blitz for a hair-growth formula.

I wish I knew what he does in his room...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it scars you for life and completly destroys your sanity forcing them to lock you in a crazy house.

I wish for you to get the seaside room that I got when they locked me in the looney bin.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but sirens come and take me away to drown. S-L-O-W-L-Y.

I wish I had good childhood memories.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I accidently (Yeah accidently) drop a piano on your head and you forget them all.

I wish for the complete Naruto series DVD.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but it's pirated- so it's incomplete.

I wish I was a shinobi.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you're hired to track down a missing nin and he ends up destroying you.

I wish I could find a pair of contact lenses that resembled the Sharingan.