Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, he now goes with you.

I wish to have a banana split.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted......
Thank you.....< eats it in one bite.>

I wish to chase that with some strawberry milk...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *I hand you a glass of strawberries* Now all you have to do is milk them.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you need to jump rope 1000 times to make it go up 1 kb faster....

I wish to have a stop watch to see if you break the world record.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, when you press the first button, you travel back in time and a pterodactyl eats you.

I wish for a fast and durable car.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, but its a soap box car....

I wish to race you....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but my super speed decimates you.

I wish for 200,000 more keychains so I can have the world record. I'm already 1/20 of the way there.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the last one was lost in an expedition to the moon, leaving you with only 19999 keychains for the rest of your life.

I wish to be the king of the monkeys.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted.... "Sea-MONKEYS"

I wish to lose more weight and still eat the ice cream I am devouring now ^_^ :P

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but everything you eat causes you to lose more weight until you weigh absolutely nothing and float away.

I wish to be able to punch through a cement wall with my bare hands.