Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they're 4 sizes too small.

I wish for world peace. Yeah right, I wish I ruled earth.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, we lose everything that's fun here.
Granted, you must stay in your desk reading for the rest of your life so the peace is kept.

I wish to be able to double wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted it turns out to be half a wish......

I wish for something to do.....

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Locks lonelygabu in my room* And you can't leave till it's clean.

I wish for a book to read while he cleans.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

...damn you....

Granted you are reading a PLaygirl magazine

I wish to ROFL muahahhahhahaha.......

[Shadowknight]

*Skims through Playgirl* Why are you laughing?

I wish for a sword that can shoot lightning bolts.

[DragonMasterX]

I don't know either, but maybe he tried to make it sound like you were reading a gay porn magazine (since Playboy is about girls) but I'm not sure lol

Granted, but the battery runs out every millisecond.

I wish for a pancake machine with chocolate addons.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I misspelled the word so you get a pancake machine with chocolate addonis.

I wish for a motorcycle.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a little annoying kid tricks you while the other steals it.

I wish for seven new colors.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they all look the same but a professor stands above you and says otherwise....

I wish you could make him go away......