Grant a wish.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Granted, but it's made by an old guy that doesn't wash his hands and it's having a diarrhea.

I wish I find lots of money in my mail box.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but an old woman will trick you into saying the postman placed the money elsewhere.

I wish for less school hours.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but to make up for the loss every day you have to go to school year round.

I wish for a thermo-nuclear-device.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you have to let me use it as my all night bed every day.

I wish for a lava cookie.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it cools before you eat it and becomes nothing more than a rock.

I wish for a volcano to appear in my backyard.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it spews out small Barney's.......

I wish for an exterminator...

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you have to sit back in a bench while the SDP takes care of this situation *cracks knuckles seeing the first Barney running with his arms stretched and laughing stupidily*

I wish that that Barney comes closer.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but he hugs you- T-I-G-H-T.

I wish the SDP were here- TO RID THE WORLD OF BARNEY BABY-BOP AND BJ!!

[Shadowknight]

I wish they were here too, they always have the best... WAITAMINUTE!! We're the SDP!

I wish for a piezooka filled with acidic pies.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- powers work well since we're the SDP.

I wish DMX was here to complete the SDP-Trinity.