Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but they have one day of span only.

I wish for a bycicle.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but I don't know what the heck that is- so I brought the latest most advanced bicycle out now. It comes with a 32000 page manual.

I wish to be a master mechaninc.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you have to work in an amish community.

I wish for a suit of Samurai armor.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the armor is possesed by an ancient spirit that runs away with armor and everything to the mountains.

I wish to be able to fight with that armor.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but since it's just a spirit you have no hope of winning.

I wish I had a huge mansion with 80 rooms 1 of which is as large as a football field and has every arcade game known to man.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but you lose it to your wife and kids in a divorce settlement....

I wish for that never to happen to you.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. I never get a wife nor kids. :(

I wish for someone nice and romanian to at least like me enough to look at me at least once in my entire wasted life.

[Shadowknight]

Well, I'm not romanian and I'm no where near nice but I like you.

I wish for it to be winter so I can test my swords out on a snowman. That'd rock.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... but the snow is too wet to make into a snowman. *though slashing one would be awesome-*

I wish to be strangled and hung on the ceiling with barbed wire.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the wire's barb is really soft, and it's so thin it breaks and you aren't harmed, only annoyed.

I wish to be able to find I-D-E-A (MegaMan X6 Ending theme! )