Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you start by conguering pluto so it'll take you almost 8 years to get their and another 8 to get back.

I wish for super speed.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. You now age 50 years a second.

I wish for the abillity to weild any and every weapon masterfully.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you cut your head off while trying to mimic Zollo's style of swordplay. The three sword style with one in the mouth.

I wish for a cable for my scanner so I can upload stuff easier.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but its archaic and takes three days to scan anything to your compy....

I wish to have the magical powers...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the most you can do is make a small spark in your fingers.

I wish for box full of Shurikens.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it has a spring for jokes, so when you open it... ouch.

I wish for a pink ballon! :3 I want THAT pink ballon! please please please! x3

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted a pink ballon....too bad it has no air....

I wish that my writer's block came back, now I think too much....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Gran- oh no! Writer's block!

I wish for something sweet to suck.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, here's a lollypop made of sugar and spider web.

I wish for days of 27 hours.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but you spend them in school.

I wish for new batteries for my laptop.