Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they never work in sunlight....

I wish to not go to school tommorrow.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. You go to school RIGHT NOW. Chop-Chop young man!!

I wish to be able to sleep the whole day tomorrow...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted ....you deserve it!..... You cant sleep for the rest of the week...

I wish that class wouldn't suck as much.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it'll suck a LOT more!

I wish to be able to have better grammar when writing in english <.<

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but everything else goes wrong.

I wish to be a great artist.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your killed by your manager so your art doubles.

I wish to have a coke.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I tell the cops you have it and they arrest you and I take care of your renamon while your in the prison.

I wish for a pie!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, Triny slams it in your face and then kicks you out from my place.

I wish that someone comes crushing the wall of the prison, I did that last time.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, but I feel bad and rplace it with a thicker one.....

I wish to be understood in other languages....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but they only understand every fifth word.

I wish to dominate the entire solar system with an iron fist.