Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, here's a board game I made using D&D maps and pieces from Risk. The rules of the game are more confusing than the two combined.

I wish for a patent on my game.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. But they steal your idea, and you end up arrested for illegal acts of- whatever has to do with copyrighting.

I wish for a scimitar!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it and accidenly chop your nuts off.

I wish for happiness to rule over the land, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Aww man, couldn't do that with a straight face. I wish for a bowl of cereal, I got the munchies.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it has spoiled milk.

I wish for some swiss chesse.[/u]

[Shadowknight]

granted, but I accidently give you Casu marzu. (Look it up)

I wish for the person below me to eat it and then look it up.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but I look it down (lame)

I wish that someones cures my recent mind-block.

[Shadowknight]

Did you actually look it up?

Granted, *Smacks you over the head with a large heavy mallet*

I wish for a bigger mallet in case that didn't work.

[DragonMasterX]

OOC: I did, and I don't regret having eaten that, I have a even more resistant stomach than Mar's *winks while grinning*

*looks on Mallet being destroyed to million of pieces after the heavy contact with his head* Granted, *gives Shadow a huge Mallet the size of a whale, making him fall on the sea and be pushed deep down*

I wish for Shadow to be able to breath down there.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, a whamon swallows me and spits me up on a beach.

Shadow: Wow, I love being regurgitated into a forum.

The person below me will give me something to clean up with.

[DragonMasterX]

No wish was made, so you are striken(sp?) by a huge wave of toxical chemicals which mysteriously dry you off, but infectects your body with all the world's deadliests sicknesses.

I wish that we don't get mixed up in games anymore <.<