Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but nobody knows it.

I wish for the power to rap like a pro!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you only get gigs at schools doing raps about safety.

I wish for a quantum destabalizer!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the wire isn't plugged and there's no way to connect it.

I wish for a massive PC that turns into a virtual evil monster.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... but it blocks out sites that are rated ages 13+

I wish for THE ULTIMATE ANIME FURRY PORN GALLERY IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS!!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the 3D porn is too much for your computer to handle and you can't look at it.

I wish for an autographed Brian Urlacher jersey.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it wasn't signed properly and it says ''for Skunk instead of Shadow''

I wish to be able to write better.

[Seit The Reaper]

Granted,but everything but your hands are broken...you have to live in a wheelchair.

i wish i could start my own Backyard Wrestling Federation.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you get raided by the police- and jailed.

I wish for a new greenday poster.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but I had my little cousin draw it so it's basically just stick figures dancing.

I wish for a hammer, a big war hammer.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. (It falls from the sky... misses your head. but crushes your foot.)

I wish for a Dual-Lightsaber!!