Grant a wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... Existance is futile.

I wish it stays this way forever.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you just stopped time.

I wish for a new clock.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a sword- any sword that works well

[Shadowknight]

Granted, heres a toy katana from some fair.

I wish for a solid steel sword with black wrapped handle and all those cool symbols on the base of the blade. Specific.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but you're not allowed to touch it. (teaser)

I wish for a gun.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it only shots bubbles.

I wish for a wristwatch.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but it only tells what time it is in Atlanta.

I wish for an authentic Oblivion Keyblade.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's an authentic replica keyCHAIN.

I wish for an entire collection of Keyblade Keychains.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- but on their way there, they are stolen, and will only be given back if you grant my next wish:

I wish that you wouldn't grant this wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I grant it and nothing happens. Double negative.

I wish these stupid instructions for installing an ethernet drive were in F*#&ING ENGLISH!