Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's just his twin long lost brother (I hate when someone does that)

I wish nobody else does that again.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Wish granted. You will die in 7 days.

I wish... for... a bucket of cum.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I just happen to have one in the garage, it's cows though.

I wish for an airplane.

[DragonMasterX]

Another one? Sure, Granted! *airplane lands safely near you, wheels break and it falls sideways, crushing you with one wing*

I wish for a nice way to live my last 7 days of life.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you spend them looking up at the top of the well you are stuck in.

I wish I could use Jutsu in real life.

[DragonMasterX]

Mar: GRANTED! but hamsters will eat you alive!

Mar: I wish to be lucky with hot girls too.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, a femal Meramon and Skullmeramon start hugging you.

I wish for my own personal Zephyrmon to do with as I please.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- enjoy your new extremely rare MALE Zephyrmon.

I wish I was tortured and tormented for eternity by digimon.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, a large group of almost 500 Geckomon live in your castle singing the barney song 24/7

I wish for all traces of barney to be wiped from the earth.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted- they vanish off the face of the earth... and transfer to your room.

I wish for more torture- I'm alredy deaf.