Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, hello new Barney! let me welcome you *takes out shotgun and points at Mullen*

I wish to be the one to retrieve the bubblegum!

[Shadowknight]

First things first, *Smashes mime with baseball bat* No offense but I hate mimes.

Granted, Get me grape.

I wish for bubblegum.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it will be dirt flavored.

I wish for a baseball bat.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *lodges a baseball bat in DMX's head* Thank you come again.

I wish for a metal bat.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted *pile of metal bats rain on Shadow*

I wish for an orange.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but first you have to think of something that rhymes with orange.

I wish not to be under this pile of very heavy bats.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, they won't be very heavy, just heavy.

I wish for unlimited source of well cooked and healthy chesse burgers to eat whenever I want to.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, They are located at the end of the valley of death, past the cliffs of no return, through the swamp of acid, and then just go through the 500 mile long Barney's happy funtime village and you'll be almost halfway there.

I wish for a volcano.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it'll gush out air instead of lava.

I wish for some coffee.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you hold it with your legs when opening it and burn your lap >_<.

I wish for a speedy recovery to whoever that happens to.