Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you accidently use your power on a rhino and it falls in love with you.

I wish for an airplane.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted *sees airplane crash land on Shadow*

I wish for an apple.

[Ruin]

Granted upon taking a few bites of the apple you find half a worm.

I wish I could use alchemy like that on fullmetal alchemist.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but your soul has been sealed into an old armor plated suit....

I wish to be able to heal others like they have done for me....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but your healing is SO powerful- anything you heal explodes.

I wish that I had a cure for Vampirism.

[Ruin]

Granted but side effects may include Lycanthropy.

I wish I could fold space an time around me at will.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your actions may disorder the space-continua and delete everyone and everything from the very existance.

I wish to be even more evil.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, You turn into a clone of me. but the world can't handle so much evil and implodes on itself.

I wish for my name up in lights.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the O will fall on you, fortunately you are saved because you are surrounded by the hole, but as you walk off to the left, the S falls on you and stomps you flat.

I wish for stupidity to leave the world.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Kicks sister off planet* Well I just got rid of half the stupidity in the world.

I wish the other half was gone too.