Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it weighs a ton....

I wish to be compensated for people's idiocy...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I'll give you 0.0000000000001 cent for every idiotic person on the planet, *Hands Lonely 100 dollars* There are alot of stupid people in the world, present company excluded of course.

I wish for a Snowmobile that I don't have to share with my brother.l

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but he gets an ATV....

I wish to have better vocals for my rock band....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your other band members will suck at playing any instruments to acompany you.

I wish for some Lays to eat.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Hands DMX little flower necklaces* You said Leis right?

I wish I was in Hawaii.

[Ruin]

Granted you are teleported inside Kilauea an active volcano in Hawaii. Congratulations your incinerated.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but your telekinesis could only move things that weigh under a gram....

I wish to be happier today for my b day.....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, *gives away banana* hehehehe... I'm so evil

I wish to have a pink elephant ballon! @_@

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it is an elephant soo..... ...... .... splat....

I wish to feel undepressed....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted... your depression has been removed, and added instead to mine. YOU, lose all feelings.

I wish I had the abilltiy to make anything orgasm... with my mind.