Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but when you need to be awake later you will fall asleep.....

I wish to listen to the rain outside....

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lonelygabu~~
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[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the sound is actually stones that are falling around you and buring you down to the ground.

I wish for more hot girls for me.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they look like MIMI from Drew Carey....

I wish to be able to speak freely.....

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lonelygabu~~
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[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your tongue twistes always and you aren't able to actually say what others are expecting.

I wish for a new way to drink coffee.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Hands DMX a hat with tubes on it and cup holders* just put the drink here, put the straws in it and viola!

I wish the mountain dew in my fridge was in my hand, I'm too lazy to get up and get it.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the can can't open....

I wish to be able to open the soda so that you may drink it....

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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

No problems actually, It's in a 24 oz. bottle.

I wish for someone to have a chugging contest with.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Wish granted.....

I wish for us to have the competition without it ending with the contents on the floor....


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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

Granted, We'll do it with soda.

I wish I was a cyborg.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but his penis is uncontrolled and begins tentacling everyone with its horniness.....

I wish for it not to get me... ...

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lonelygabu~~
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