Grant a wish.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but they have my saliva dripping off them.... What?... I was humgry!?....

I wish to have some milk.....

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll find out that I mistook and gave you a bottle of cum.

I wish that you don't vomit for that.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but I am entrigued and ask you for more right now....

I wish to be able to see through people's clothing.....

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but everything you see is ugly and deformed people.

I wish for some music to listen to....

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

granted but you hear the sound of the two worst orgazimers in your life making techno with their fake orgasms.....

I wish to not ever hear that!....

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, that will cost you your ears for the rest of your life.

I wish to have a pound.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

lonelygabu: Huh? What?.... What did DMX say?.....what?....

(finds ears and puts them back on.)

O_0

Granted but it turns into some counterfeit landing you in jail....

I wish for my friend in jail to set themselves free...

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, I turn into the Kaiser dragon inside the jail and from my size, I just make the entire police station blow up, then I start to uncontrolably kill everyone.

I wish that you don't grant wishes anymore.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but whatever I say will always come true....

I wish for you to have some fun with a bunch of Digimon fans that are shacking it up in a bar...

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you'll be one of those digimon fans.

I wish not to be so sleepy...