Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Nintendo will start to produce Barney games only, even a console named Barney Friends Advance, which will make only stupid kids buy it, and you'll get so wrecked, you'll lose all the money and finally, want to commit suicide.

I wish to have a wish to spend.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but the IRS comes over your house and seizes your wish.....

I wish to not get "Roshambo'd" when I am trying to take a walk..

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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

Granted, but you enter a contest with someone wearing a cup and refuse to lose so you "Roshambo" for hours you taking every hit.

I wish for a football shaped like patamon .

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll become his sex slave.

I wish to have Gatomon as my friend.

[Shadowknight]

How can a football make me his sex slave? I'd punt the thing first.

Granted, but with friends like her who needs enemies?

I wish, for DMX's sake, that Gatomon takes her gloves off during any foreplay. >_<

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but she'll go to you for a foreplay and forget about that <.<

I wish that that doesn't happen to you...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, I beat the daylights out of her and give her to the entire digital world as a toy .

I wish to be a master in the martial arts style "Shadow Dragon Fist" and "Blue Dragon Palm".

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but everybody will kick your ass always.

I wish to have a nice scooter.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's bright pink with little streamers and a basket.

I wish I could use the Sharingan from Naruto.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but as I don't know what it is, your left arm will fall from your body and melt on the ground.

I wish that Shadow's wish is granted properly >.>