Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you get stuck on a desert island with a million plushie hating men who beat you to within an inch of your life on a daily basis.

I wish I was a duck (My Last Girlfriend had a huge thing for ducks.) and back in my old home.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, your old place is now a duck hunting club.

I wish for new socks.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, But I wore them to a football tryout first .

I wish for super spicy hot sauce.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, have my custom Rena sauce! (don't ask about the name <.<)

I wish to have a dessert... now.

[Shadowknight]

I KNOW WHAT THAT SAUCE DOES!

Granted, heres some brocolli flavored ice cream.

I wish for a thermo nuclear device.

[DragonMasterX]

I know you do ;)

Granted, but it will be from November 17th 1967... or somewhere near there, which will make it totally useless.

I wish for something to write...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, Try writing a letter to the president.

I wish for psychic powers.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your emotions will fade away as you start to understand the true fate of all the human beings, leaving you with the choice of self-destruction or an hermit's life WITHOUT sex.

DMX: I can be evil if I want, I don't need my alter ego for that :P

I wish to have a turtle.

[Shadowknight]

Emotions fade away? I haven't had emotions (other than anger) since I was 7.

Granted, but it's a snapping turtle and it bites your wing dang doodle off.

I wish for a copy of KH 2.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you fall in deep depression after getting it.

I wish that this C) had any sense.