Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: That would have worked for a sci-fi movie *nods impressed and crosses arms*

Granted, but it's cursed, and you won't be able to stop playing it to the point you'll get mad and cut your arms off, but they'll keep in air... playing the same song over and over again...

I wish to lose my alter-ego... I hate him so much...

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but that's the part of you triny likes so she leaves you. I am so evil .

I wish for a car that has wings and can fly.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted: But it lives to want to kill you....

Circumstnce: A bullet is about to hit you the president and no one can save you....

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lonelygabu~~
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[DragonMasterX]

You got quite messed up with that... but I get it... *press 666 on beeper, devil saves me*

Let's continue.

I wish for a cookie.

[Ruin]

Granted but it has ground up laxatives in it.

I wish for a way to travel to different dimensions

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted *hands you a guy* all you have to do is put it in your mouth, point it twards your brain, and pull the trigger

i wish to be carying a cable but i trip, the cable cetches on a wall on both sides of me and strangles me (oddl spacific aint it?)

[Shadowknight]

Uhhhh, you kinda answered your own wish.

I wish the new Legend Of Zelda would get here.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it has no good plot line and it never works after you beat it for the first time.....

I wish to have a PS3...

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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

Granted but it has the same problem the first gen PS2s had and breaks in a week.

[DragonMasterX]

You are kinda forgotting what's next in the games Shadow xP

Granted, but............ nothing will happen because this doesn't have any sense.

I wish to have a new type of Pie.