Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

ARGHHH. beat me by a minute.

Granted, but I don't know what you wanted to do so I just launch you into space.

I wish for the robot still.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

granted. it crushes you.

I wish I could talk to sonic.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but he talks so fast you can't understand a word he says and then he runs off never to be seen again.

I wish for super speed.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but Sonic will stab you from behind, killing you, for trying to be like him.

DMX: That's an ugly immitation of my Triny, so meh... keep her.

I wish that I had three CD's.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *hands DMX three best of barney and friends CDs*

I wish for the bears to win the super bowl.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted; But there plane crashes into the middle of the ocean afterward....

I wish for the annilation of Osama Bin Laden...

~~
lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the publicity gives Bush a reason to stay on as president forever.

I wish for a big tv.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted.... It walks away....

I wish for some better ways to die...

~~
lonelygabu~~
~~

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you'll trip with a cable, fall on your filled bathtub with water, then the hairdrier someone left on falls on the water.

I wish not to have school anymore!!!

[Shadowknight]

Granted, you instantly know everything but your iminent quest for infinite knowledge leads to you ultimate destruction.

I wish I had a guitar.