Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but Renamon sees you before they get to anything good and beats the life out of you.

I wish for a leather jacket so I can finish my Squall costume, once/if I finish it I'll upload a picture.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but the costume will be stolen.

I wish to have a fast car.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the cops pull you over and beat the daylights out of you.

I wish for a small rock.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but a bigger one will crush it.

I wish for some more wishes that could be wished in a proper way without being spoiled in a stupid way.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but it doesnt come true because I can't really grant wishes.

I wish... to have the power of the entire cosmos in the palm of my hand... not literally, of course- and it doesnt cause me to explode- overlode or anything etc, and no one does something like shoot me in the head- or super heroes attack me, etc.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the power causes a collapse in the time-space continuam and you implode.

I wish for large angel wings.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted, but they have a mind of their own, and they beat the living and non-living daylights out of you.

I wish for a talking parrot.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but unfotunately it's bird hunt season, and someone mistook you for a birdie.

I wish to know what I wish.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. (you are crushed by a large book of wishes)

I wish I did that.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *makes a long tailed renamon with blonde hair appear* that's what you'd wish for. *put's arm around renamon* but now you never can.

I wish for a large robot.