Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now you've several children to feed with your new bloated man-boobs.

I wish Peter Griffin hadn't done that.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, instead he did a rap with P.Diddy

I wish I didn't have to be so depressed in a deadbeat office job

[Yumi]

Granted, know you have to work for me hehe!

I wish I dint have a horrible family!!!!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, u have me now :)

I wish I didn't have to feel down

[Yumi]

Granted, know Im happy but how are you gonna make me happy?

I wish i could give you a hug!

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, if you get me something to eat. I'm hungry over here! :P

I wish people would stop asking me for rides.

[GabumonFan]

Granted, they stop asking you for rides and start asking for money.

I wish I had the greatest rabbit ever as a pet.

[Yumi]

Granted, but you will have to pay alot of money for its pet bills

I wish for no course work!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, instead u get to work for a chef at a fast food restaurant
XD
I wish I can rest my legs, they hurt!

[Yumi]

Granted, but you'll have a skinky fat pig for a foot rest

I wish i didnt have lessons....i wish i was at home sleeping