Grant a wish.

[Salem A. Delgado]

Granted! But you now find yourself mentally and physically unable to play games ever again!

I wish I had Rena's cleaver from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni! I'm way behind on my killing sprees...

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but u are proven to be inept in handling the weapon :D and executed!

I wish I could have more energy...I'm so bogged

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, you get so much energy that the entire Earth suffers a massive blackout and you're blamed for it, later, despite all your energy, you're persecutted by an angry mob and finally executed by being thrown onto several spikes. FATALITY.

I wish for moar Mortal Kombat!

[GabumonFan]

Granted, The company has decided mortal kombat should now be a cute action platforming game, with wii mini games!

I wish I had some soup.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! You can have some super spicy tomato soup! Don't lose your tongue! XD

I wish my sunburn was gone.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but u get a moonburn instead...ooh radiation too :D

I wish I can have a nice bang with Eleanor Lamb...she's sexy :D

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you must then go ten rounds with the banging robot from Robot Chicken.

I wish for wings.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, its insect wings...plus its raining so too bad :P

I wish I could get wings, from Redbull!

[GabumonFan]

Granted, the Redbull company sends you Redbull flavored wings. They taste awful.

I wish I had ten Meeeeeellion dollars. Muhahaha.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, their counterfeit though....SECURITY TAKE HIM AWAY!!!!

I wish I could become a Big Daddy