Grant a wish.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, but you are now smurf sized and are constantly pursued by Gilgamesh.
I wish Salem had made a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it causes a time paradox that destroys reality!

I wish the universe would return to normal.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the entire universe is sucked into a single mini sphere of collective matter and all life ceases to exist.

I wish they'd make a Wishmaster sequel.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, but it is never released due to budget constraints.
I wish they would make a Digimon Live Action Movie!!!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, it's a Live Action movie that shows three hours of endless digivolution sequences.

I wish I wouldn't have anymore exams.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, you are now a bum.
I wish I had a velociraptor

[Venin]

Granted, it eats your face off.


I wish for a thing.

[Salem A. Delgado]

Granted, it's Stephen king's thing and your it's first victim.

I wish people would post in my spam thread.

Diva: shameless self advertising to the rescue.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but every1 sees the thread, then leave without posting

I wish my back was better

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, but everywhere else hurts two fold.
I wish I could physically handle kayaking five days a week and there was no off season and offered wonderful insurance so that My girlfriend and I could find a place together and get married and live happily ever after.