Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they still feel like Pokemon wannabe games.

I wish for the power shoot lasers out of my eyes.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, but they are like a laser pen so now the office uses you to save money.
I wish that my girlfriends room wasn't so freaking hot!

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, now it's full of slowly-melting icecubes with Metroid larvae inside them.

I wish for a good Metroid sequel.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but the mass media blasted it

I wish I could see Assassin's Creed II The Truth video uncensored :P

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, the uncensoring consists in the appearance of several nazi propaganda throughout the video, subliminally recruiting you to the lost cause.

I wish more people would be aware that green apples can be hazardous to one's health. *Fires bazooka*

Dot: *Hiding under the couch* If you'd stop bathing your food in dangerous random chemicals then maybe people wouldn't have to go through this!

DMX: I think I made my point. *Eaten by a giant apple monster*

[Venin]

Granted, but they now believe apples are poisonous and don't get their needed nutrition.


I wish for a black trenchcoat.



"Hey, Assassin's Creed stuff is my job, foo! I got the sig, the avatar, the freakin' obsession, everything!"

[Salem A. Delgado]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you are the one and your forced to fight billions of agent smiths.

Diva: We're here to see the oracle!

Me: ...don't make me cut you off from the stash again.

Diva: I'll behave. 0.0

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but the oracle is Stephen Colbert in a Jay Leno costume

....and I wish I did all the Assassin's Creed stuff :D :P XD hahahahaah!

[Venin]

Granted, but I end up killing you and taking my rightful place as Assassin's Creed enthusiaist.


I wish a quartet of singing stone heads.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but they were so low u can't hear them

I wish I was a smaller size