Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you get so much muscles u can't get out of ur house since u can't fit through the damn door!

I wish RedBull Racing will use Mercedes engines next year :D

[ParkerXD]

Granted, they would but its cancelled completely and utterly from TIME.

I wish that I COULD TOUCH THE SKY, I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY, SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY....

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but as u fly....u quickly lose altitude and fall into the ocean

I wish I wasn't so horny now....GOD!

[ParkerXD]

Granted, but you can never get horny EVER again. MWUHAHAHAHAHA the ultimate punishment, never ending abstinence

I wish that I had a harem of hot women.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted, but they're mutant women...who vant to shhuck vour bvlood! muahahahahahaha!



I do not wish for a unicorn prostitude, clean of all illnesses and horny as hell.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted. You get a smelly fish who is horny as hell and has every disease a fish can get.

I wish this blasted headache would go away. It is seriously hurting me.

[ParkerXD]

Granted, In exchange we broke every bone in your body, enjoy being headache free

[The Big Bad Rav]

and now I wish Parker had a wish!

[AetherRose]

Granted, but you forgot to grant a wish! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish for a blargheyev89rj-inator 5000!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted....but the wish machine needs $450 from you to grant it

I wish I won't blow chunks out of my mouth.