Grant a wish.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted, but your eyelids are welded shut.


I wish that i could sleep forever...

[[MEN] Keiro Starr]

Granted...

BANG!!!

The TF2 Sniper just hit you from 900 feet away. RIP

I wish I could be Dane Cook's Manager.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, but you are his old buddy from highschool and pretty much just run errands for him.

I wish it would snow 10 feet of warm, non-melting snow.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but its so warm that its like a sauna....of DEATH!

I wish I could fly...

[RaptorSyn]

granted but it only works underwater.

I wish I could be a world known writer

[ParkerXD]

Granted, but its your fantasy world in your head.

I wish I throw knives with deadly accuracy.

[RaptorSyn]

Granted, you can now throw knives at the already dead with great accuracy(and no, it doesn't work on zombies)

I wish for a new pen

[ParkerXD]

Granted, but you must make the Ink yourself
(Touche on the knife wish by the way :D)

I wish I could go into the internet.

[RaptorSyn]

Wish granted, but you can only go into two girls one cup.

Wish I knew the lyrics to every song ever made

[[MEN] Keiro Starr]

Granted, you know the lyrics to every song ever made...

BY RICK ASTLEY!!!!! :D

I wish my forum would get some members.