Grant a wish.

[Venin]

Granted, though it IS super-heavy. Good luck with that.



I wish for a hidden blade device.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. Here's a secret cheese knife, enjoy! Cheese not included.

I wish for more energy.

[Misty]

*gives you a life time supply of 5 Hour Energy* Granted.

I wish we could move into a nicer apartment or even a house right now.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, u get a house and...u share it with Dr. Wilson

I wish RedBull Racing won the Formula One Constructors' Title

[AetherRose]

Granted, but RedBull soon went out of business 3 seconds later, and their victory was handed to second place. They won, but only for 3 seconds :)

I wish for a unicorn.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted, but seeing as all unicorns are homosexual, his horn is short and floppy and he is too busy making himself look fabulous for other horses to give a crap about you...


I wish i could just lie in bed for the rest of my life, listening to Journey of the Sorcerer by The Eagles but only if my lifespan is a minimum of 6 and a half minutes.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted... but you can only live if the song keeps playing, and if it stops from anyway like a power shortage or the player is dead... you're dead.

I wish Taylor Swift came to my house and performed for me without her giving me bodily harm of any kind...and not from her bodyguards or fans too.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you have to stay in this cage for the entire performance.

I wish it was summer already.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but its so hot in here that the water gets evaporated very quickly

I wish I could get the clothes hung up faster

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you wear yourself out from the super speedy hanging that you can't do anything else the rest of the day.