Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, they just chip away at it very slowly...before long, you're driven to the point of madness.

I wish for a golden chocobo.

[AetherRose]

Granted, but it's inside of a dead chocobo's womb, and eventually dies a horrible and scary death, as it slowly loses oxygen it begins squealing for an escape.

I wish for Godzilla to destroy Americ-...er...Mother Russia.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but this makes someone sip a mutagen in Dot's coffee mug which upon it gets drunk turns her into a gigantic version of herself, ergo a sexy version of Godzilla. She's so big she trips over and falls with her chest on Mother Russia.

I wish for every flat chested girl to be three times bustier, and for every busty girl to be three times bustier. More boobage needed.

[AetherRose]

Granted, 0in * 3 = 0 in
and all girls suddenly grow penises, and lose their vaginas.
The human race dies 100 years later :)

I wish for... uhh... every flat chested girl to stay just the way she is, and every busty girl to lose 2/3 of her cup size.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granded, but they also become mutated zombies that want your intestines.


I wish AetherRose now had a Shotgun and that i had a video camera ^^

[Venin]

Granted, but the shotgun's empty and the camera has no tape.



I wish for eyes on the back of my head.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Granted, but they're Blind :P


I wish for absolutely nothing to change out of the ordinary process of life.

[Misty]

*nothing happens* .. Uhh.. wish.. granted?

I wish for my homework to be done.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted! That will be five bucks please. :P

I wish for something good to eat.

[Venin]

Granted, brusselsprouts are good to eat healthwise.



I wish for $200 in cash.