Grant a wish.

[Salem A. Delgado]

It's okay, was prepared for worse.

Granted, the peanut butters expired and the milk is poisoned.

I wish...I iwsh...I wish I was in Dixie!~ XD

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you become... A PIXIE!

I wish to change the world for the better

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but your change does not have any lasting impact.

I wish for a helicopter.

[Salem A. Delgado]

Granted! But they were out so you get a Peter-copter instead!

I wish had an angel for on moment of love! I wish I had your angel toniiight!~ >XD

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, its the Angel of Death...and she WANTS YOU...DEAD!

I wish I could hump Maximum Ride. :D

[Ferro Cordis]

Granted, But then the US army comes and lights him up and kills him.

...I wish for a Gibson Les Paul custom!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it is heavily damaged upon delivery.

I wish that there are more pro-nudism laws

[Ferro Cordis]

Granted but there are only fat ugly smelly old guys n a 100 mile radius of you! (Dosen't matter Rev! I can still play it! XD.)

I wish for my les paul to be fixed! lol

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but its fixed with duct tape and the Power Rangers blast it again.

I wish that I could just destroy some of my 'friends' at school

[Salem A. Delgado]

Granted, their souls haunt or forever more.

I wish we could all sit and drink ourselves to death! Just like we did in mother Ireland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvd4QFmXp8Y&feature=channel_page