Grant a wish.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but they're red pants. I think that explains itself.

I wish for a swimming pool.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, its a pool filled with Oxy-Clean

I wish for a wand to make magic things happen

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but it only causes terrible magic things to happen. Enjoy raining frogs!

I wish this sunburn would go away.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, it's gone with OxyClean! Though it'll poison u.

I wish I had some OxyClean

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's imitation OxyClean and ruins everything you clean it with.

I wish for a pet chicken.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but ur neighbours take it and eat it up. Fried Chicken!

I wish for a meteor to hit the Earth

[Casey the furry one]

Granted, a meteor hurtle towards Earthing, as it enters the atmosphere it begins to break up into much smaller pieces. Almost all the chunks burn up in the atmosphere, except for once. As it continues to hurtle through the sky it smashes in your skull killing you as it hits the Earth.

I wish Gatomon would give me head?

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but she bites off your head! Oooh....>.<

I wish for...a fish in the box!

[Salem A. Delgado]

Granted, but you don't get to see the fish unless you open the box, which is rigged to explode if you do.

I wish for a horny Renamon. >:3

[Masquerade]

Granted, and you both have the most wonderful sex in the world only to find out that the Renamon had every STD in the book and has passed them on to you. (Sorry, Salem ^^)

I wish for......PEANUT BUTTER! (and a glass of cold milk that hasn't expired =3)