Grant a wish.

[StormLord]

1) Not granted! You get all the yen (japanese money) in china! (Yes i a aware of the fact china, is not japan.) :D

2) Half granted! You get a cookie, but it tastes like a 1 year old rotting, squashed hedgehog.


I wish i had a motorcycle! One with a good engine.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you get rammed by a bus on ur first ride

I wish I had a PS3 for my own, one that works and I have BioShock 2 with it.

[StormLord]

granted! but on your way home after buying it a bolt from a plane comes down and blows a hole right through your ps3, and game.

I wish i didn't get bored of music easily. ;)

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but now everything else seems tasteless and boring.

I wish for an arcade cabinet.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, enjoy street fighter number 1.

I wish for a faster computer.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, it's faster than you so it runs away

I wish I could install BioShock 2 when it comes out

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, you can certainly install it...now you'll just need 500 more Gigabytes of memory, the soul of a human child, and the obligatory patch in order to play it!

I wish for some fresh sushi.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, it's fresh poo sushi

I wish for sashimi

[Crimson Fox]

Granted. Here's your 1/128 scale sized sashimi dinner! *hands you a miniature plate*

I wish for a good pair of sunglasses.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted but it glares right at the sun and melts

I wish for pants my size