Grant a wish.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but I gained 2790 pounds beforehand. XD! Lulz.
I wish foooooor a ... ROASTED CHICKEN!

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it's a space chicken.

I wish for my sibs to die right now

[MagusKnight]

Granted, however siblings does not mena only brothers and sisters. Your parents and everyone related to you, within 2 generations, die as well.
I wish for a potroast.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but you have to share some of it. I'm hungry over here!

I wish there was a new Chrono Trigger game.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it is full of glitches

I wish I wasn't this tired

[Obli]

Granted, but now you're UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!!!!

I wish for a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it wishes for you to be a goat.

I wish I was Sylar. :D

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but no one else believes you are Sylar despite your new appearance.

I wish for a Magic Sledgehammer.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it can only summon cows, not destroy a thing

I wish I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream

[ILoveToth]

Granted, but you don't have any utensils to eat it with.

I wish for world(earth) domination