Grant a wish.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, you call Obama the anti christ and he kills you for knowing too much. xD

[Ryan]

Make a wish damn it. XD

I wish that politicians where morons. (Granted already/

[MagusKnight]

Granted, a stimulus package is given to AIG right before they give their CEO's bonuses. Oh wait... that's reality...

[The Big Bad Rav]

argh! I wish to be in Palau

[MagusKnight]

Ok, I was only not giving wishes to see Ryan's rection, damn.
Granted, but Palau is under attack by a GIANT fleet on aliens, and no one else can help defend. You get shot through your heart by your hysterical mom.
I wish for a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sword!

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted...but it's so BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG that it crushes you and you die.

I wish I had an orgy with the cast of Twilight...really I do.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, except you learn they're all dogs, cuz seriously they sucked.
I wish for a... GORGONZOLA.

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, it's that guy from the show Chowder and he refuses to speak with you until you pay him loads of money.

I wish I could have an orgy with the cast of Twilight AND they were all human.

[MagusKnight]

Granted, but they are all dead bodies that can't even get an erection or cum. Have fun!
I wish for a HUGE VIBRATOR.

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but you can't remove it from your pussy and you have walk everywhere naked while having tons of orgasms in public.

I wish I could see you having an orgasm.