Grant a wish.

[CloneWarrior]

granted, but you can't control it so you orgasm WHEREVER you go. Damn that is wet pants

I wish I could talk to CloneWarrior

Granted, but I won't listen.

I wish my pants weren't wet.

[Shadowleader]

Granted your pants are now on fire.

I wish my mouse pad would work

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but the mouse doesn't work.

I wish I was having the best sex of my life.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but the guy stops when he cums and you didn't cum when he was done.

I wish I was having the best sex of my life

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but ti's with a 100 year old man.

I wish I could have anyone I wanted to have sex with me.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted you have sex with me. :D

I wish I could just streak outside

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but you're raped by passerby.

I wish Big bad Rev was not having sex with me.

[The Big Bad Rav]

umm...it's Rav, but it's fine

granted, now you have sex with a llama

I wish I was the llama. :D

[CloneWarrior]

Granted, but a bunch of girl llamas all fuck you afterwards.

I wish you would write a hot sex story and PM it to me.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted....but it's written from a 5 year old not me

I wish I could lick someone's vagina