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**Crimson Fox** · 12-18-2008, 01:09 PM

Granted, but you're sent to report about a volcano which promptly erupts when you arrive.

I wish I could use magic.

The Big Bad Rav · 12-19-2008, 01:27 AM

granted, but you turn yourself into a baby.

I wish I could be Elizabeth Reaser's boyfriend

**DragonMasterX** · 02-09-2009, 03:16 AM

Granted, just before the first kiss happens though, a large random clock starts dinging and she turns into a fat ugly old man named Gary whose hobby is to collect stamps.

I wish there'd be more Johnny Bravo episodes.

**Shadowknight** · 02-09-2009, 04:20 AM

Granted, but they all involve Johnny sitting around collecting stamps with Gary.

I wish I had a remamon. OH! One that won't shove shards of ice into my lungs, phew, close one.

**Erethzium** · 02-09-2009, 08:59 AM

Granted, but instead of ICE shards, she shoves shards of DIAMOND into your lungs!

I wish for...hmmm....oxygen!

The Big Bad Rav · 02-09-2009, 07:05 PM

granted....you get CO2 instead

I wish we all get naked!

**Shadowknight** · 02-10-2009, 06:27 AM

Granted, but no one's allowed in the same room while naked.

i wish I had mutant powers.

**Erethzium** · 02-10-2009, 02:10 PM

Your mutant powers are a 20-yard force field pushing back any female! Including Renamon!

I wish for more devil dogs!

The Big Bad Rav · 02-10-2009, 07:36 PM

granted, but they are hungry and they want to eat you!

I wish Drew Carey hosted JEOPARDY!

Kalyx · (This post was last modified: 02-13-2009, 05:37 AM by Kalyx.)

Granted, but because of Drew Carey' lower IQ, now the questions are so easy that even a fifth-grader can answer them! (Hey, hasn't this show already been done? :D)

I wish there was some drug or gene-therapy that could transform anyone into any anthro form they desire.

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