Grant a wish.

[ILoveToth]

Granted but it overheats and doesn't have any safety mechanisim and it explodes, burning u 2 a crisp.

I wish i could live on my own in a house in Florida or Georgia, away from my dad.

[Masquerade]

Granted, but the house is a one-room shack, you barely have a lawn that's overgrown and filled with garbage, and you have obnoxious neighbors that always borrow your stuff and then never give it back. Hope it's worth getting away from your dad.

I wish the world was full of monsters.

[ILoveToth]

Granted but they all come after u and kill you.

I wish i had more friends

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, they die

I wish I could be like Sylar

[Kundral]

granted but you lose your powers and never kill agian.
Here is a hard one for you people... Yet it is easy.

I wish for an immortal puppy that wont hurt me or anything I love, never needs a bath, does not need to eat, sleep, or drink, is desexed, cant get sick, and his immortal powers affect me when he is near.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it hurts your neighbours and everyone wants you dead as they protest outside your home, eventually you are chased out of the state.

I wish I could kiss Alice Cullen. :D

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, she even falls in love with you, but unfortunately when checking downwards there's extra package that will make you puke.

I wish I hadn't seen the Final Insult.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, now you are FORCED to watch again.

I wish Sugar will win Survivor: Gabon!

[Kundral]

Granted but she was caught cheating and therfor lost her winnings.

I wish for a larger penis

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but it gets so large that you can't have sex in a normal woman's pussy, so you have to go for elephant

I wish Sugar will be my girlfriend. :D