Grant a wish.

[ILoveToth]

Granted but it is not our world.

I wish i have a car

[MagusKnight]

Granted but it has no engine, wheels, and it is made of 9,000 degree never cooling metal!

I wish Earth (this planet we're living on) would blow up and send me to hell with it, along with EVERYONE else in the universe and all other dimensions.

[Crimson Fox]

Granted, but the hell everyone is sent to currently full of Carrot Top clones.

Crimson: *loads gatling gun* Thank god for all those hours playing DOOM.

I wish for a double barreled shotgun.

[MagusKnight]

Err...that's a bad thing? I like carrot top clones =D!
Granted but it's demonic and blows your head off, and I don't mean the one on your shoulders.
I wish the bubonic plague struck everyone but me, and masquerade.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you and masquerade now suffer from the flu for the rest of your life

I wish I could see y'all.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but a second later your eyes fall off from their sockets.

I wish for more dumbells. I've bent them all over.

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted, but you get dumber and dumber

I wish I was fit

[DragonMasterX]

Dot: Is that EVEN possible?

DMX: Hey! I'm not dumb. I'm special.

Dot: Is that a honeycomb stuck in your claw?

DMX: Uhm... nope? *Hides it behind his back* *Bees start stinging everyone to death, except him and Dot*

Granted, bees are actually mosquitoes and suck all your blood out of your body. Now you're skinny, and dead.

I wish for a new pair of socks, even though I won't use them.

[MagusKnight]

Granted but they shove themselves down your throat and suffocate you 2 days later for never wearing them.
I wish a dragon would make love to me :P Without eating me...or killing...or harming me with anything but his penis...

[The Big Bad Rav]

granted but the dragon pushes you out of the cave and makes you cry.

I wish I was alone at home.